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S2E26 Phoenix vs KypEpisode 66. Phoenix Drake vs Kyp Newman
Narrator: On tonight's special episode, our season finale, we pit two par excellence warriors against one another. Phoenix Drake, the legendary leader of the anthro Elites. This Kangaroo/Dragon hybrid has enough tenacity to rival even the most ballsy soldiers around. He faces.....Kyp Newman, a vampiric swordsman working for the same anthro group. He uses very refined cunning and expert martial arts skills to devastate all comers.
Tonight, we only have 2 presenters as Phoenix is busying himself elsewhere. Our trauma doctor and computer science expert will take over full responsibility for the tests to be commenced by our guest experts.
Fighting for Phoenix Drake, we have 2 deadly warriors who have a more soldier-esque attitude and are not above open combat. Boba Fett, the lethal bounty hunter well known for his help to the Empire and the only one to have actually delivered Solo to Jabba the Hutt. Mattias Nils
S2E25 Frank Castle vs BlainEpisode 65. Frank Castle vs Blain
Narrator: Tonight's episode deals with two of the fiercest opponents yet. Frank Castle aka The Punisher, is a ruthless vigilante obsessed with bringing the wicked and the corrupt to absolute justice by any means necessary. He has no qualms about brutally butchering people as he has done it several times before already. He faces off against.......Blain, the heavy weapons soldier of Major Dutch Schaeffer's team. Wielding a minigun, he keeps a take no prisoners attitude despite his orders and preferences on combat.
Here in our fight club we have the best in weapons experts, trauma doctors and computer science experts who disect each and every warrior that comes in here. This episode is a little different as this is the last episode where we'll have our own team of three this season. Next episode, our resident weapons expert will be taking a limited leave of absence for a good portion of the episode as he has othe
S2E24 Sonya Blade vs Barb WireEpisode 64. Sonya Blade vs Barb Wire
Narrator: In this episode, we deal with two of the most ruthless femme fatales. They are not above using force to get what they feel they need or want. Sonya Blade, a soldier within the United States military of an unspecified unit takes on; Barb Wire, the gloriously busty femme fatale who is not above using her guns both figuratively and literally to get what she wants.
Here in our fight club we have created a crack team of weapons experts, trauma doctors and computer science experts to disect the warriors piece by bloody piece. Once all the data has been compiled, our computer science expert will put it into a computer simulation program run by Slytherine Studios in order to find out who would actually win the ultimate battle to the death.
Helping to gather the data about these two busty femme fatales is our resident weapons expert, Phoenix Drake.
Phoenix: Well, I can honestly say this episode won't be boring. Big b
S2E23 Malcolm vs RexEpisode 63. Malcolm vs Rex
Narrator: Tonight's episode features 2 infamous warriors in their own rights. The first, Malcolm, is leader of the Thunder Crash team in the Unreal Tournament and has personally bested Xan Kriegor and even helped the Necris by betraying his own people. He faces Rex, a specific clone trooper who was good friends with Anakin Skywalker during the clone wars and had personally experienced many victories with losses be felt rather close to his heart.
Here in our fight club we utilize the absolute best in weapons experts, trauma doctors and computer science experts to disect each warrior. The information gathered is then put into a computer simulation program run by Slytherine Studios to answer the ultimate question on who would win the ultimate battle, a battle to the death.
Helping to gather that data is our resident weapons expert, Phoenix Drake.
Phoenix: Malcolm and Rex are two soldiers of fortune who seek out to do exactly
S2E22 Argonian vs BruteEpisode 62. Argonian vs Covenant Brute
Narrator: Today's matchup pits the not so well known Argonian against the devastatingly powerful and fanatic Covenant Brute. It is a matchup of speed and agility against raw power and brute strength. So when it comes to these two, there is one question that immediately echoes through our minds.
Here in our fight club we take the absolute best in weapons experts, trauma doctors and computer science experts and disect the warriors piece by bloody piece. We find out how they fight and what techniques they commonly use and take a look at their weapons. After compiling all that data, we add in the x-factor and run a simulation program run by Slytherine Studios in an effort to answer the one question everyone asks.
Helping to gather the data is our resident weapons expert, Phoenix Drake.
Phoenix: Hey everybody and welcome back. On this episode, we take two fairly well known warriors that might not be as well known
S2E21 Skaven vs GenlocksEpisode 61. Skaven vs Genlocks
Narrator: This episode features two of the most despicable races anyone has ever seen. The Skaven, a deadly race of anthro rats known quite well for their cruelty and cruel weapons. They are well known for using warp powered and/or based weapons to annihilate and kill their enemies. They face off against the Genlocks, a greedy and dark race of mutated and hideous half dead undead beings created with the soul purpose of aiding their fellow darkspawn to annihilate or convert all true living beings.
Here in our fight club we have the absolute best in weapons experts, trauma doctors and computer science experts. This crack team will disect and study each warrior down to the core as well as take a very close examination of the weapons they use. All the data collected will be input into a computer simulation program run by Slytherine Studios to see who would win in the ultimate fight, a fight to the death.
To examine each
S2E20 Quaritch vs John SmithEpisode 60. Quaritch vs John Smith(Mr. & Mrs. Smith)
Narrator: On this week's episode, we have two true to life warriors competing for the title of deadliest warrior. Colonel Miles Quaritch, the leader of the soldiers that tried to wipe out the Nav'i. He is very tough and has no qualms or cares about his own life to kill anyone he thinks is screwing him over or pissing him off. He faces off against John Smith, a trained assassin whose sole purpose to to take out potential threats to the government. He has been in many different combat situations during his work as an assassin and most notably after his termination from his job but not his life as all the agents sent after him continue to turn up dead.
Here in our fight club we have the absolute best in weapons experts, trauma doctors and computer science experts. They are here to disect each warrior and to take all the data collected and compare it using a computer simulated combat environment.
S2E19 John Connor vs BladeEpisode 59. John Connor vs Blade
Narrator: Tonight's episode will be dealing with two heroes of their own times. John Connor, a normal human civilian that took it to the next step in the war against the machines. It was him that personally helped insure freedom for the human race; versus; Blade, the vampire hunter who wields and uses an impressive array of assorted weapons and tactics. Being a vampire himself with the ability to walk in the daytime gives him a truly unique perceptive.
Here in our fight club we have the absolute best of weapons experts, trauma doctors and computer science experts. Our own unique team will disect each warrior piece by bloody piece to see which one has the true guts to win a the ultimate showdown, a battle to the death.
Gathering the data and helping keep the experts in check is our own resident weapons expert, ex Elite, Phoenix Drake.
Phoenix: Today we deal with one of the absolutely best battles to ever come through th
S2E18 Sten vs AragornEpisode 58. Sten vs Aragorn
Narrator: Today's episode will pit two of the bravest heroes against one another in a truly epic battle. Sten, a Qunari warrior who fought the Darkspawn horde during the great dragon age; versus; Aragorn, the one true heir of Gondor that has fought and killed many dark beings in his life.
Here in our fight club we have the absolute best in weapons experts, trauma doctors and computer science experts. They are going to disect each warrior and compile the data for input into a computer simulation program.
Now, unlike most other episodes.....the tests today are going to be run by our very own experts. Our weapons expert Phoenix Drake and our computer science expert Ivana Janssen will disect the warriors and their weapons piece by piece and compare the weapons in a series of versus tests. Our good doctor, Nissan Hendricks, will monitor from the sides and examine the corpses left in their wake.
Phoenix: Due to only 3 weapons ea
The Beautiful World Of IgnoranceI am reading the last main headers of the online newspapers....
Hacked clouds... many private nude pics of celebrities are captured and shown in public...
What the fuck...
Private nude pictures are stashed in a cloud?
First thought, why I should take nude pics of myself?
Second thought, why, if I have the need to save such pics, I would use a cloud?
Third thought, can anyone be such stupid?
There are people, who think that any data, which is stored to a cloud are save? After all the wikileaks, after Snowdon... after the NSA scandle?
Oh my, am I oldfashioned? Because I store my data to external harddrives?
Or because I have something to hide? Like my personal habbits?
Or because I have no FB or Twitter account.. not telling everyone what I am doing right now?
Not telling them, that I am on holydays by now, and that they can find the key to the front door, right under the stone on the left side to the door?
Maybe I am ignorant to the new medias, not willing to share everyth
charmcaster and the stonecharmcaster was looking for a way to get revenge on gwen she was searching mystical stone that is said to have magical propertys she found a stump surrounded by pine trees and one that stump was a stone that glowed purple "this must be it!" charmcaster said she picked it up and she fell right on her butt "why did I do that I felt like I forgot how to stand or something" she thought out loud she felt a soft tushy feeling between her legs and butt she looked down and she saw she was wearing a diaper "how did that get there I got to take this off!" charmcaster said she tried to stand up to take the diaper of but just lost balance and fell on her bottom again she had an almost irresistible urge to cry about it but she got over it "what the heck is happening to me!" charmcaster said the diaper was getting poofyer then *blart* "did I seriously just crap my pants?!?" charmcaster was becoming alarmed but slowly she was beginning to like the felt of the soft diaper around her butt it was
Nothing It all happened so fast. Like, a bullet that shot right through a heart.
I glared towards my aunt, clenching my teeth. Muttering, I spoke towards my father. "Can I cut that dog free?" "No. You'll get in trouble." "Me?! They stole a huntin' dog! From the streets!" I threw my arm to the side. Hanging around the county got my little accent going on. My dad hadn't said a word after that. He knew it was wrong. My aunt had stolen a dog with tags and collar. Dad was going on about wanting a picture of the poor thing before. ".. I'll take a picture of it. Gimme your phone." He had sighed then, and gave me the phone. Silent after that. Taking his phone in my hand, I turned towards my aunts van.
On my way, there stood my aunt yelling at my grandmas sister. "You mind your own business! I'm sick of everyone telling me what to do!" Glaring towards them, I tore my gaze as the sound faded. She needed to listen to us. Everyone, and yes I mean everyone , told her to let the dog
Impossible to ConsiderBringing my hand across the lovely tawny fur, I remembered when the thought was impossible. We could never have what was right in front of me right now. But impossible actions can be done, minds can be swayed, and new members welcomed.
Florida, 2006, a day when it was far too hot to go outside to Sea World, the planned event of the day. Finding things to do indoors was an unlikely thing to do, unless of course you considered sitting and staring at a book fun. For me, reading is as much a hobby as playing a sport may be for others. Finding myself in the middle of Guardians of Ga'Hoole, deep into a world where owls flew the skies, fought battles, and lived in kingdoms, I stared at the pages, scenes playing out crisp and clear in my head.
Just when I was about to enter the climax of the book, I heard my dad talking about a dog that was free. It was a Rottweiler, like one of the past dogs our family had owned. Her name had been Floppy.
The Thin Line of LifeThe Thin Line of Life
If one were to walk the thin line...
The thin line of life...
They would need to walk blind...
For fear would freeze them in place...
Fear to put a foot in the wrong space...
The spaces split between great peace or distress...
Some stop walking...
Some keep going...
Others wobble and fall...
No matter how long and far you walk, never stop.
The line never ends till one day you open your eyes and see...
That you see you didn't need to open them anyway.
The Secret of the VampiresIt was since midnight, and I was all alone. I have a very struggling days of having rumination forever since 2010. While ago, my mother brings back home with a pizza. However, I was happy that I ate pizza and continue on my computer. But today, when I came across a sprite page where I was about get Double Dragon 5 sprites, some weird pain felt in my head and back. "That's odd... I know my head and back's hurting. I'm gonna get some pills...'" So I get off and asked my mother to bring me pain pills. When she says "yes", I got the pain pills and get back onto the computer.
When I took some pills and was about to get DDV sprites once more, my head and back hurts worse The pills shouldn't work, but a terrible pain aches all over my body, including my arms. It worsen more when it start sharpening my fingernails, which developed into solid, black claws. My back feels very painful when the appendages started sprouting from it. The append
Good Quotes August 2014“For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a nebula must collapse.
This is not your destruction.
This is your birth.”
“don’t buy that “love is a serious word” crap. love freely and carelessly. love yourself. love that lady bird that just flew past. love that cutie that served you lunch at a cafe that you’ll probably never see again. love every single cat you see and when you stop loving someone or something, don’t fight it.”
“He carries stars in his pockets because he knows she fears the dark. Whenever sadness pays her a visit, he paints galaxies on the back of her hands.”
“I was told
The average girl begins to plan her wedding at the age of 7
She picks the colors and the cake first
By the age of 10
She knows time,
She’s already chosen a gown
And a maid of honor
She’s waiting for a man
Who wont brea
To Protect YouChapter 1:
I woke up one minute before my alarm, as I always do, waiting patiently to go off and force me to wake up. It’s the first day of College today and it’s the beginning of my third session out of six. The alarm start beeping, I stand up and I walk to the other side of my room to turn it off. It’s a trick I discovered to force me to wake up: to put the alarm as far away as possible from my bed so I need to stand up. I take a pair of underwear and walk naked to the bathroom next door. I haven’t slept with any clothes on for years and I don’t intend to start now, the feeling of sleeping and having nothing to restrain your movements is just simply amazing. I enter the bathroom, turn on the light and the fan and force the sleeping cat out. There are two cats living with us. The first one is the one sleeping in the bathroom named Garfield, due to his ginger color. The other one is named Subway. My father’s coworker found him in the subway tunnel wh
Hachi's Adventures -- Entry #1Today we went to the beach!
It was loud and noisy, but there were so many dogs!
And so much sand! And water!
I had no idea what to do.
I decided I'd go to the dogs first.
Man, they were all wet.
I hate getting wet.
Especially when the dogs decide to shake the water stuff all over the place.
I don't like that.
The water was scary though.
It kept on going baaack and foooorth and baaaack and foooorth.
It was really nasty tasting too, so I guess I'm not going to drink it.
I don't know why my humans even want me to go near it.
Just get me off this dang leash if you keep dragging me to that weird water!
Oh, yay! They let me off the leash!
Now off I gooooooo-- Ooh, a puppy.
Let's sniff it. Oops, I scared it. Why are they so scared of me?
I'm a big lovebug!
Okay, the Big Guy wants me to go back down.
I shouldn't be on top of a hill, apparently.
I'll just head back that way...
And now Big Guy and Big Sis are taking me in the other direction!
What's over ther-- RU
Motor Show List 2Another list with some more of the cars I saw the other day...
1986 Z28 Camaro
1957 Chevy Belair
2002 Maserati Quattroporte
2003(??) Bentley Continental GT
1967 Shelby Cobra
1963 Triumph TR3
1999 TVR Tuscan Speed 6
2001 Corvette Convertible
1965 Austin Healey
1966 Datsun Sedan
1955 Mercedes Gullwing
1935 Rolls Royce Silver Phantom
2005 Rolls Royce Phantom
1967 Chevy Camaro
1969 Yenko Nova
1987 Pontiac Trans Am GTA
1977 Pontiac Trans Am
1985 Mitsubishi Lancer Rally
2003 Subaru WRX Rally
1999 Nissan Skyline R34 tuned
1996 Mitsubishi FTO tuned
1974 Chevy Camaro RS
1969 Ford Mustang Shelby GT500
1994 Ferrari F355
1992 Ferrari Mondial
1968 Lamborghini Espada
2001 Lamborghini Diablo 6.0
2005 Lotus Elise Police
1985 Lamborghini Countach
1987 Ferrari Testarossa Black
1987 Ferrari Testarossa White
1973 Holden One Tonner
1957 Holden Sedan
1978 Ford Mustang King Cobra
1980s Renault R5 Alpine
1960s Sunbeam Tiger
1953 Jaguar XK120
1966 Jaguar XKE Hard-top
1967 Jaguar XKE C
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